Hmmm... just realized... the timestamps are off an hour...

sigh... wish Ezboard would change for Daylight Savings automatically...

I like these if I am in the mood for them... I have to be in kind of a goofy mood, but I have a friend who pastors not far from here, and he is full of these wonderful gems. He is always cracking them...

sometimes it gets him into trouble though.

He once told this story to this woman... and he was kidding, but he strung her along to the punch line and she got kind of hostile at the end.

He told her that he had had this dream of her the night before that they were on this staircase that led to heaven.

She told him to go on... and started getting excited.

He (as seriously as he could tell it) told her that they were going and he got tired, and she had him put his arm around her and she helped him climb.



She got happier and told him to go on...

he told her that things got even harder and he just could not go on and she told him to get on her back and she would carry him up.

At this point, the woman got downright happy and begged him to finish telling her the dream.


He then told her that she carried him right up to the gates of heaven and they told him this...


Brother, you may enter on in to your reward, but your mule has to stay outside!

Yeah... he actually told this woman this joke... and she thought he was serious up to that point.

Now, standing on the side, I think its hilarious...

but if he had told it to me and I was the mule, I would be more challenged to think it funny.

Lets just say that she did not think that it was particularly funny....

WHEW!


His sense of humor is a bit... uh... odd. I got all those from him. And anyone who is his buddy seems to have a good arsenal of these same kinds of jokes... I think that he feeds all of us. But I am careful about the "mule-type" jokes... most people would not appreciate it, especially if they thought you were serious up to the punch line.

FireStorm


Quote:
John 14:6 (KJV) " Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. "


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